Bad puns
horny canuck (24 posts)– May 01, 2026 11:19 · 0 upvotes
Its how..."eye roll". 😁
Husband: The cops just took our dog. 😔
Wife: What?! Why?! 😟
Husband: Unpaid "barking" tickets. 😁
Wife: ...Why did I marry you? 😑
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Pervette No Limits (50 posts)– May 02, 2026 01:53 · 1 upvote
I am completely lost. Is this an American game 🤔🤣
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Pr0n Folder (34 posts)– May 02, 2026 20:20 · 0 upvotes
Nah. I’m stumped. I think it’s a Canadian one 😜
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Pervette No Limits (50 posts)– May 02, 2026 23:24 · 0 upvotes
🤣🤔
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horny canuck (24 posts)– May 04, 2026 20:44 · 0 upvotes
nah, no game really...I just felt compelled to post some puns/memes (albeit in text format) here. 😁
wise man says: you can't spell "advertisements" without "semen" between the "tits". 😉
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GABRIELLA Gadot (18 posts)– May 05, 2026 16:35 · 0 upvotes
😄
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Lacy Lanexoxo (10 posts)– May 15, 2026 16:00 · 1 upvote
It’s a play on the word parking to barking. So the wife was whatever. (I personally thought it was cute). Most people call them “dad jokes”.
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Lacy Lanexoxo (10 posts)– May 15, 2026 16:00 · 0 upvotes
It’s a play on the word parking to barking. So the wife was whatever. (I personally thought it was cute). Most people call them “dad jokes”.
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Violet Skye (20 posts)– May 03, 2026 00:30 · 1 upvote
Mr. Horny Canuck, that's adorable. Yes, that is how 🐑 roll 🤭💞 ihwts!
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horny canuck (24 posts)– May 19, 2026 01:45 · 0 upvotes
thank you miss Violet. If you loved that one, I'm sure you'll love this one too.
A giraffe walks into a bar and falls asleep on the floor. Someone asks, "Hey, what's that lying over there?" The bartender replies, "Ah that's not a lion, its a giraffe." ð
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Violet Skye (20 posts)– May 21, 2026 01:15 · 1 upvote
Upvote. That is too cute 🤭🤭
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Pr0n Folder (34 posts)– May 03, 2026 19:22 · 0 upvotes
Okay, now it’s a game:
Husband: The cops just took our cat. 😔
Wife: What?! Why?! 😟
Husband: Possession of “*****” ****. 😁
Wife: ...Why did I marry you? 😑
Hope you don’t mind, Mr Canuck.
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Violet Skye (20 posts)– May 04, 2026 06:26 · 0 upvotes
Upvote. That is so funny. SC starred out the "ki*** po**" but this blonde figured it out 🤭🤭
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horny canuck (24 posts)– May 04, 2026 20:42 · 1 upvote
no worries man, I tend to tell bad puns to make myself laugh, even if no one else does...ESPECIALLY if no one else does. 😁 and if it compels others to tell puns too, then all the better.
but if my puns make someone's day better, then I've done my job.
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Come Confess Share Secrets (23 posts)– May 07, 2026 15:19 · 1 upvote
Don’t worry, I laughed, eh? 😁
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horny canuck (24 posts)– May 13, 2026 13:37 · 0 upvotes
Did you hear about the pirate who wore a hat made out of paper towels?
He apparently had a "Bounty" on his head.
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Come Confess Share Secrets (23 posts)– May 13, 2026 14:48 · 0 upvotes
lol, that was a good one! keep them coming xD
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Pr0n Folder (34 posts)– May 13, 2026 15:00 · 0 upvotes
Was it for pirating soft-wear?
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Come Confess Share Secrets (23 posts)– May 14, 2026 18:51 · 0 upvotes
oh no I laughed xD
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Lacy Lanexoxo (10 posts)– May 15, 2026 16:03 · 0 upvotes
Haha. Bounty on his head
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Lacy Lanexoxo (10 posts)– May 13, 2026 22:08 · 0 upvotes
I Wish I could put a heart on this comment that actually made me gig
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Lacy Lanexoxo (10 posts)– May 15, 2026 16:04 · 1 upvote
An unfaithful espresso is grounds for divorce.
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Come Confess Share Secrets (23 posts)– May 15, 2026 23:19 · 0 upvotes
*abrupt exhale*
This one caught me off guard, omg xD
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horny canuck (24 posts)– May 20, 2026 13:25 · 0 upvotes
my friends girlfriend wouldn't see the last Batman movie with him until they had their eighth restaurant date.
Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Batman
(if you don't get the joke, don't worry...it just means you're either not old enough to remember the Batman TV series that was aired back in the 60's or you've never seen the reruns of it. I fall into the latter.)
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