Pervette No Limits (43 posts)– Feb 08, 2026 04:59 · 1 upvote
According to the inter webs: Common British slang terms for masturbation include "wank," "bash the bishop," "spank the monkey," "choke the chicken," "polishing the knob," and "having a pull". Other, sometimes less direct, phrases used to describe the act include "flicking the bean," "jerk it," and "jerkin the gherkin".
I would like to add ‘having a tug’ to this
Nobody apart from the royals perhaps would be tossing off no. Yes the average Brit is just over here bashing the bishop apparently 💅
I think most people just say wank yes 🤣